1. Are we going to be let out early?
2. Shit, when is that paper due?
3. Is she really wearing that?
4. Is that a thong or regular colored underwear?
5. What the hell is the professor talking about?
6. Trying to remember what happen the night before(esp fri)
7. Why is that person coming to class so late?
8. Where is the sign-in sheet?
9. What the fuck are people typing on their lab tops?
10.Why did I take this class?

1. St. Patricks Day
2. Day before Thanksgiving
3. New Years Eve
4. Mardi Gras
5. Your Birthday
6. Christmas
7. Halloween
8. Fourth of July
9. Labor Day weekend
10.First warm Saturday in summer

1. No one else in your picture.
2. Don't be flexing.
3. No self taken pictures of yourself
4. Limit the use of sunglasses to outside natural occurences
5. Don't be drinking beer in your picture.
6. Halloween costume pictures 30 days within the holiday only.
7. Keep two feet from camera atleast in  picture.
8. Your picture must be within 2 years of today.
9. Don't try to be looking tough or mad.
10.The picture has to be of you

1. Nudity.
2. Free drinks.
3. Free food.
4. Getting too much sleep.
5. The NFL always being on.
6. Women dressing "sluty".
7. Getting a text message.
8. Items in the markdown bin.
9. Getting a free ride or being picked up.
10.Fantasy Football.

1. There's not enough ketchup.
2. Her breasts are too big.
3. This item is too cheap.
4. We have too much beer.
5. I am sick of watching sports.
6. There are too many chicks at this party.
7. This food is too fresh.
8. I can't wait to mow my lawn.
9. I could really use another cell phone.
10.Damn, another day without rain.

1. Bledsoe Worst of the worst like throwin out of bounce on a 4th down.
2. Double Bogue You can't hole out, this is basicly a nightmare in the waiting.
3. Hat Trick  Not nearly as good as it sounds, just hope she has all her teeth.
4. Four Point Play Similar in that both are rare but unlike in basketball
this four point play is avoidable at all costs unless after 330am or last call.
5. Bogue  Not what you were goin for when you tee'd off for the night but it 
certain cases you are destined to take it from time to time.
6. June/Double Hat Trick  Has the potential to bloom into something worth while
but still tricky and a huge risk almost any night.
7. JP Losman/Doug Flutie  Can make or break your day/night/life a good looking
chick but can go either way, trastically improving or straight declining
8. 8ball Still probably out of your league and smokin hot yet possible attainable
9. DMB DMP Dime minus a penny or Dime minus Bledsoe.. step under a perfect ten
but will still make your eye sockets burn and your pants to slowly rise.
10.DIME rarest of the rare, few and far betwee, who actually dates these chicks

1. Take off your top.
2. Move the computer/tv/dvd player/radio into the basement.
3. Shave your entire body.
4. Turn on a fan to make the first fan go faster.
5. Actually skim your pool and go in it.
6. Put a temporary moratorium on sex until it gets below 80.
7. Drink water instead of beer.
8. Refuse any manual labor including outdoor or indoor work.
9. Skip the underwear and free ball or free clit it.
10.If all else fails, put on the air conditioner

1. You request random non-celebrities for friends.
2. 40% of your friends aren't from or live in the same area you do.
3. You have a really slutty picture or one of your 6 pack and tattoos.
4. You have more than 200 friends and dont know most of them.
5. You make more than four comments a day.
6. You have attended or have invitations to MySpace parties.
7. You are on your second or third profile and user name.
8. The pictures saying they are you are not actually you.
9. Your phone number, address, PO BOX # are in your profile.
10.Your top 8 is all fake profiles of half naked chicks selling webcams

1. You pop the collar on both pink shirts you have on.
2. Your hair is similar to Ryan Cabrera's.
3. You're a fan of the Yankees one year and the Red Sox the next.
4. You wear clothes belonging to the opposite sex.
5. Sandles are worn regardless of temperaute and season.
6. A cell phone clip is within eye sight.
7. Multiple lame wanna be trendy accessories.
8. Your cell phone ringer is who let the dogs out or worse.
9. You have a white hat backwards and try to act African American when you're
a white kid from the suburbs.
10.Your shirt is tucked in and you aren't going for an interview.
Other notables:
Pimping out a Sunfire or Cavaliar, dressing up to roll "with the guys", 
everything you're wearing is name brand

1. The words 'dude' and 'man' are used in every other sentence
2. You have long hair with a side ways hat.
3. You live in California.
4. Your legs have more scars than most celebrities faces over 40 years old.
5. You shop at Pac-Sun, Zumiez, or Hollister.
6. Helmets and wrist guards aren't that lame.
7. You don't think skateboarding is a crime.
8. To you trucker hats were always cool.
9. You worship Tony Hawk and aren't sure what sports Wayne Gretzky, Babe Ruth 
and Michael Jordan invented.
10.You think the people who made the show 'Jackass' are pussies.

1. You wear shorts in the winter
2. You eat more than one meal (two lunches, dinner #2).
3. Your wardrobe consists of sweatpants and sweatshirts almost exclusively.
4. Even you dont look in the mirror naked.
5. You smell after getting out of the shower.
6. The day is planned around your meals.
7. You own specialized equipment for big people.
8. In your senior picture you have a 'Big Dogs' t-shirt on.
9. You think everyone sweats while: eating, reading, dressing tying your shoe etc.
10.The buffet closes before you're satisfied.

1. Flip flops/sandles in the winter
2. Weird designs all over the shirt and/or jeans.
3. Sunglasses indoors
4. Carries a hand bag or any type of bag outside school.
5. Tan all year round.
6. Gelled hair, especially with long hair.
7. White pants.
8. Spotted at the mall more than once a week.
9. Wears womens pants.
10.Pays more for a haircut than an oil change.

1. Whip 'em out.
2. Get a job.
3. HEY Tony Hawk!(to skateboarders)
4. IT'S Dave Mirra (to bike riders)
5. Where's your horse.
6. Nice cane ya loser!
7. MAP QUEST 
8. HEY! I know you [ass-hole]
9. Hey Fucker.."I did"
10. wwwoooooowwwww