| Any woman 40 or less and under 200 lbs can get banged at any time they want. |
| Anyone with a bird or snake is crazy. |
| Never mention the girl's boyfriend if you want any play. |
| Don't go out with three smokers and be the only non-smoker. |
| If a girl has a tounge ring a point is added. |
| If a girl has C-cup+ add one half point to her score |
| Never wait for a girl to make plans nothing will get done. |
| No lyrics in your cell phone ring tone |
| Always hold on to railings in bars up and down stairs |
| If you are an alumni you have to buy a round at the bar |
| Don't visit your friends at school on alumni weekend |
| Be weary of anyone that says they can hook you up at the bar cause they know
the bartender or the owner. |
| When at a bar do not buy multiple chicks a drink cause you're trying with
one of them,it will just cost more and not work. |
| Don't ask someone giving a presentation a tough question. |
| No making bets unless you can pay off the bet within 3 days. |
| When buying shots at a bar, no carring them away from the bar, you must
do them at the point of purchase. |
| If you can't work your game in a liquor store on New Years eve you're not a baller. |
| No public marriage proposals it is impersonal and stupid no one cares. |
| Tanning is not a hobby,talent, skill, something to be proud of. |
| Bombs automatically get you a bar tending job. |
| Don't leave a bar after only one drink, unless you really are too cool. |
| If someone buys you a shot, you are not obligated to buy them a shot unless
it was predetermined that you each would buy shots. |
| Sweep the floor before you have a big beer pong tournament. |
| When someone akwardly almost walks into you, move to your right to avoid
further akward moments when you keep walking in the same direction. |
| When wearing a bookbag or backpack put both straps around your arms. |
| When going downtown or out to the bars ALREADY HAVE MONEY on you. |
| NO double dipping. |
| Don't buy screw off tops for toothpaste, they're too easy to lose. |
| Avoid shopping at Wal Mart. |
| Dont pay a cover to a bar unless you're downtown, there is free stuff
or it is a strip club. |
| Jukeboxes suck, they only have the hits and too much Bon Jovi. |
| Hot chicks, quit dancing together pretending your better than everyone else. |
| After egging a house, get out quickly, no distance is safe. |
| Don't talk to girls when they're dancing. |
| If you smoke.. bring a lighter or matches stop bumin off us. |
| No beads on your rear view mirror in your car, we know you dont flash. |
| Guys love when chicks wear white pants. |
| You know you're high when you forget about the pipe. |
| No hands free sets in public, they're made for a car for a reason. |
| Open containers are not aloud in new york city, esp. sporting events. |
| You can never have too much money or too many shirts. |
| When in a crowded area breathe out your nose. |
| When buying scalped tickets always refuse the first offer/price. |
| Don't play darts with dudes tryin to mack chicks. |
| Refuse any type of shot with hot sauce in it. |
| Never trust a man with two first names ex. Bob Scott. |
| Do not hold an 18 pack of beer bottles by one handle.. always two hands.
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| When a stripper asks if you want another dance, it isn't free.
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| Alright hot chicks dancing together, we get it, you're hotter than us: quit it.
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| Remember kids, "C's get degrees", the same as A's do.
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| No more yelling "remix!" when a cd skips, can we come up with something new?
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| Camouflage pants or shorts aren't and wont be cool, except for the military.
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| When the professor asks the class who partied it up the night before
refrain from raising your hand and acting all macho, we all drink. |
| If there is two or more seats open don't sit right next to someone else. |
| After January 3rd no more "happy new year". |
| No celebrating the holiday more than a day after the holiday.
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| You can't consistently win betting on the NFL, its impossible.
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| Never bet against the home dog.
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| Don't start a death rumor unless you have actual physical evidence
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| If you're past your college years you shouldn't be on myspace. |
| If you don't drink light beer expect a weight gain(freshmen 15). |
| Stay off the cell phone during a play while attending any sporting event. |
| Middle seat in the back of a car is not aloud to smoke only window spot can. |
| When stopping at a red light, always stay in the left lane to allow
those making a right hand turn the ability to do so. |
| Never go out in public with just a plain white t-shirt(PWT) on. |
| No backwards hats especially at a club scene |
| Never sit at a booth while at a buffet |
| NO lame ass ribbon's on your car |
| No free advertising for company's with their name huge across your shirt |
| Denim shorts have not and will not be in style (for guys) |
| The visor died in the late 80's except on the golf course. |
ALWAYS know the birth date of the ID you are using. |
Pimping out a lame car like a cavalier or sunfire is unacceptable. |
Cell phone clips are for people 30 and over unless hidden by a shirt. |
Don't get wasted at your own party if its in your parents house. |
Never leave your own party. |
Drop any class with a cumulative final exam. |
Chicks can not go to the bathroom with less than 3 other women. |
Don't buy expensive sunglasses (over$12.99) you'll just lose them
or they'll break. |
You can't complain about a rule on this list unless you submit a
sufficient rule to put in its place |
Liberal Arts and Communications majors are not real majors. |
| Respect the house your boozing at. |
| Sometimes you gotta make yourself puke that's alright. |
| Never go to a party if you don't know or haven't met people there. |
| Refrain from switching types of beers throughout the night. |
| Don't tell us you're drinking in some other state in your away message
especially for Spring or Winter Break. |
| Don't come in bitchin'. |
| Guys can not go see a movie with just one other guy. |
| Chicks with hats on are nothing but trouble. |
| Strollers in a large public gathering are a bad idea. |
| When you have more than 50 beers hide some in a separate area. |
| Never argue with chicks about politics esp. at a party. |
| When mixing EZ Mac always use a spoon instead of a fork. |
| Do not mess with construction workers, especially from your car. |
| Never call someone and respond after hello "who is this"..you called them. |
| Do not try and guess who has answered the phone either. |
| When at 7/11 always pack your slurpee and fill the extra space. |
| No advertising how hard you or your school parties in your profile. |
| When driving, if you are waved to go ahead of someone always give
the thank you wave back. |
| Never buy cigarettes with a fake i.d. esp. if you're over 18. |
| Don't go to class if you're going to be 35 minutes late |
| Don't quote a movie you just saw 5 minutes ago for two weeks straight |
| No more taking a picture holding the camera an arms lengths away |
| The second third and fourth donuts aren't as good as the first. |
| No going to Las Vegas under 21 unless to get a fake id. |
| Atlantic City is the poor mans Vegas, its for old people and families. |
| No more than 2 abreast walking in the mall or on sidewalks. |
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Hot bartenders & shot girls don't like u they just want your money so fuck 'em.
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