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Terminology *ROTFLCOPTER Rolling on the floor laughing but with a chopper or helicopter involved. You think something is really funny. A]B]C]D]E]F]G]H]I]J]K]L]M] N]O]P]Q]R]S]T]U]V]W]X]Y]Z] *words marked with an astericks are new* All American This describes the person in your group that has the traditional everything, from family to recreational activity, not necessarily a bad thing. Tell tail signs include: flags, lame yellow ribbons, voting republican. Alumni Pretty self explanatory, the seniors from last year or even worse two or three years ago that are still around and go to the high schools/parties/hangouts. Amanda Beckett This is used to describe a hot girl that has recently broken up with her boyfriend and is a free agent. Arrival Drinker Used to describe someone who doesn't want to drink or doesn't think about drinking until they show up to a party or earlier claimed they didn't want to drink. Often quoted as saying.."Nah I don't feel like it tonight.. wanna split a twelve pack?" Ass Hat Similar in use to creep ass, person who says completely retarded unfunny comments, usually shunned from the group and any activities. Badukeaduke (various variations) This is a term used to describe the rear end of a female. This is what you call a woman's ass when it is overly large, especially when disproportionately too big for the rest of the body. Ball Bag Noun used to call someone what they are, a useless piece of equipment. An athlete woman or man can be a ball bag. They contribute little to nothing to society, relationships and or conversation. Bar Pig The badly aging chick always drunk at the bar picking up any and every guy that offers her a drink or ride home. Stay away unless its unavoidable or you are in a bad slump. Bar Room Brawler Some one who will fight if the opportunity comes about, especially involving bad open mic bands. Tell-tale signs include throwin beer, chairs, pint glasses. Base Camp The designated hot spot of the bar which you and your friends have determined is the ideal location to a.) pick up women/men b.)best view of the television c.) most convenient area closest to the bar. Base camp may or may not be near the bathroom, contain chairs and a table, dart boards/billiards, but one thing remains constant, there must remain two people at all times, cause this location is getting sharked. Bathroom! Generally is yelled from a moderate distance away from a girl that is looking above average for the day, or has short shorts or a short skirt on. This is said because they are lookin' so good some one is gonna do them in the bathroom. Beard Yelled to someone, usually in school, who has a beard. Beach'd This is what happens to someone from a different area or school when they go to a local party and are unwelcome. Beef Curtains Refers to the loose, beat up, highly used or stretched out area of the female body commonly refered to as the birth canal, vagina, cunt, minge etc. Beware of beef curtains, they do not taste as good as it may seem. These 'curtains' are rare within the age range of 17-29 thankfully. Beer Goggles This is an after effect of getting drunk. You put beer goggles on so to speak when your drunk and it allows you to hook up with anyone especially ugly people you normally wouldn't. Beer Muscles This is the effect of a guy getting alcohol in their system; they suddenly become hardcore and tough. They think their skinny arms become ripped with the help of alcohol. A guy with beer muscles is often quoted as "I'll kick your ass" or "I'll take anyone on in this room at the same time." Bender a.Character from 'Breakfast Club' usually refers to someone hardcore, aka hardcore holly. b. A night of heavy partying, drinking, etc. Symptoms include memory loss, waking up in a strange area or with someone strange, significant decrease in your bank account, a hangover, loss of a job or loved one, a tattoo, piercing, inability to locate someone or something, insanity. BFB - big fat boner Usually when a girl sits on your lap or something along those lines. Big sweaties Refers to swamp balls and or very warm moist testicals. Also commonly describes last wet breasts possibly after getting out of the shower or pool. Submitted by Nick in Buffalo Billboard This is those lame people that wear t-shirt with the company logo or name gigantic on the front of the shirt and that's all it says. Bit it This could mean one of a few things. Either a person takes a bad fall slipping on some beer or ice or a chicks bra and usually makes an ass of them self and or others. An injury is most often associated with biting it. Also some one has bit it if they died. BOOZE BLUES Different from a hangover, its when you are so embarrassed of prior night's actions, you get depressed and don't want to see or talk to any of your friends. Brian Also character from ' Breakfast Club' refers to some one whom is afraid, weak a bitch or someone who follows the rules. *Bromance A unique relationship between two dudes. Whether it is business, a strong bond or a passion for the same thing. Not always the greatest relationship but never a homosexual one. From 10 items or less. Build a Nest Act of covering up the entire outside part of a toilet bowl where your ass goes with toilet paper so as to prevent anything from STDs to moisture or other things typically present in a bathroom from touching you. Typically done in bars restaurants or your messy friends apartment. Bummin' It Refers to those people typically chicks that don't feel like dressing up today. Instead they say they're bummin' it with their $25 designer sweatpants, $40 Abercrombie sweatshirt, and $10 adidas sandals. That aint bumming it. Bush League Means unfair, unfit, or below your usually standard of quality. Originated from the movie Slap Shot. Butter Face The chick (or guy) that has everything hot about her except her face. Some spin offs include Land-O-Lakes, or any other butter manufacturer. Cakes and Pies Women that are only good at baking cakes and pies or good in the kichen. Or a chick that only comes around when there is food abound for them to consume. Typically she is over weight and may or may not be attractive. Cankle Combines the words calf and ankle to describe people that have fat lower legs that do not have an ankle. Instead they're calf doesn't end until the foot. Card Shark Asshole (C SAH) This is someone who is always playing cards, someone who all ways wants to play cards, or is involved with cards in some way. Certain signs of this disorder are constant shuffling of cards, or getting pumped when there is money cards or poker chips around. cb (cock block) To take attention of a girl away from another guy. Can be words or actions. Also sometimes difficult to detect at, first but once a cb is spotted he should no doubt feel shame. Chark Refers to someone who thinks they are a shark but is actually a complete wreck. They possess no shark-like attributes and are typically trying way to hard. When saying this, you should shake your right hand above your head in a dice rolling gesture. Submitted by Al on Yahoo! Chweney Different variation of the word twenty (20) Clarking This verb describes the act of hitting another guy in the penis, causing much pain and anguish, but beware because you maybe next. Classy slut A girl who may have good character/personality who thinks she is a classy lady but is too horny and will bone any guy who will take her on a respectable date. It is considered one step up from a regular slut because she is getting a free meal/free movie/free activity out of it, but in guys perspective its just a more expensive slut. submitted by mds11886 Costume Corrolary When ever someone is wearing a costume, especially women, they appear more attractive, less hideous, sexier, proportionatly more appealing or straight up hotter. To adjust for this, .75 should be subtracted from any grading given. Cougar Woman between 35 and 45, not a milf or a milf with older kids. Typically divorced/not married/widowed. She is scouring the bars ready to bounce on young prey, typically a male 18-31 generally speaking for a quick sexual fix. This woman is typically attractive but may tan too much, dye her hair too much and try to hard, but still has a nice rack. Country Bagger Attractive older lady (35+)not your typical new age milf either. This is the vintage milf. The front of her pants look like a country bush straight out of the 70s. Submitted by CPT40oz on aim CR An abbreviation for cockroach, this is someone who is always around and you can not get rid of them no matter how hard you try, just like the insect. Creep Ass This describes some one that says a few things that weird you out. Creep Fuck Occurs when you are called a creep ass 3 times in a row, you are now a creep fuck. Dad Used to describe that creepy old guy that is in your college class. Often he is confused with the professor. You can spot these old guys when they are always asking too many questions. Dart Board System Describes a system in which makes very little sense, and poor planning, it means the results were just hand picked or made up in the person's mind, or just threw darts at a dart board with answers thus being the dart board system. David Hasselhoff (Mitch, hasselhoff) This is a person who has above average luck with the ladies, your a little jealous of him at first, but then you just come to grips with his smooth ways. Debo Term refers to someone who is hardcore and instills general fear, originated from the move 'Friday', Debo was a character who owned the neighborhood so to speak and everyone feared him. DeMoned Used as a verb and adjective this is a one nighter and it could result in pregnancy, and after you don't want to talk to her any more. Originates from 'Fast Times at Ridge Mont High'. Denim Dan Simply some one who is wearing all denim on any given day, also know as Canadian Tuxedo or James Jean. Did you drop something? Often asked after someone mentions their business, idea, band, someone they know a celebrity, or in an effort to sound more popular, important, and draw attention. Especially when the comment has no importance to the conversation. ex. "I was just on the phone with my friend David Letterman" Did you get pantsed? Asked to people that are in a bad mood, this is because when someone is pantsed they are generally not happy about it, and may show resentment towards anyone and everyone. Doop it Alternative to Droop it, some believe this was the original Deucer A large female. Upwards of 200 pounds or more. Not necessarily 200 pounds per se but we're talkin a huge bitch. Some prefer them this big most do not but one thing we know is she can eat, and probably more than you. Other common uses include a change up or curve ball in baseball or dropping a douce aka a large shit a number two. Downgrade Describes when a guy or chick accepts the first offer from the opposite sex and way under their league and needs to wake up. You wanna tell them they are lost and get out as quickly as possible. (Opposite of upgrade) Droop it Meaning intercourse of some kind basically giving your approval of a girl as good looking or hot. Drop Ten References a girl that could be hot if she dropped ten pounds. Typcially the more weight she lost the hotter she would be but losing 10 pounds is much more realistic. Moreover, it is easier to spot a chick that could be hotter if she lost just a little weight. Also D-Ten, Den, Drop 10 Dome Job Simply is a blow job; dome = head and job comes from the root word blow job. Douche bag the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. DSLs Dick sucking lips, its just a shortened abbreviation used to describe girls with proportionally larger lips then the average girl. Dude Bro A guy that thinks he is sweet. Wears name brand cloths proudly displaying the names HCO,Abercrombie etc. He has sunglasses on top of his head or on at night or indoors. Tan, wears necklaces, perfectly gelled hair shows his belt buckle. D.U.F.F. Designated ugly fat friend. Don't fall into a contagious case of denial. This is done routinly especially with women. The group or even pair of chicks, one or most of them are drop dead beautiful and like the plague one is brutal. Many reasons for this, some unexplainable, our guess, guilt. EA This is yelled out when some one has short shorts on, its an abbreviation for easy access, because if the girl has short shorts on.. its easier to access. EP (epitome of pedophile) Some one who more or less combs the high schools for young fresh fish, usually over 18 years of age and may have sunglasses, beard, or both. Fair Game This is a younger female who considered by many to be of age to date or do anything with, however can cause heated debates among friends. FD'in (fake drunk) Simply means to pretend you are drunk. You are also found to be dumping beer out on the ground. Fill in's Adjective, describes the no names, nobodies, people no one knows in school. You may hear their name once and awhile but not worth writing home about. First Rounder That huge or rather large chick(or guy?) you "accidentally" hooked up with cause you were "too drunk" and didn't know what was going on and they "forced" themselves on you. They are referred to as a first rounder similar to that of a big offensive linemen that goes in the first round ex. D'Brickshaw Ferguson Five's (5's) This is a relatively old term. Five's is declared when you are sitting in a seat and your leaving the seat alone for five minutes or less. Hence the term, five's. When you say this, your seat is guaranteed back to you as long as you return to it within five minutes of leaving. Five pounds of pork in a three pound bag Basically, this describes when a fat person (usually female) wears tight clothes, thus showing off rolls of flab almost like an over stuffed vacuum cleaner bag. submitted by nick on aol Flavor Country The place visited by those who are currently enjoying a cigarette Flow Describes the hair that is shown when a hockey helmet is worn. Usually a hockey player with good flow is well respected and admired. Free Agent Someone who is recently free from attachments with the opposite sex. Fred This is the dad that is at those rare parties where the parents don't care that their child is having a huge party at there house. He is usually drinking with the teenagers and a tell tale sign of a Fred is when they offer to be your beer pong partner. Fupa (see Gunt) FWF fuck west football, organization that originated in summer of 2002 against high school football in general esp. in consideration with West Seneca West Sr. and its program. Cause be altered to target your school's team. Gigantor (pronounced jie-gann-tore) This is a person minimum 6 foot 5 250, completely jacked and huge, even chicks are afraid to look him in the face, stay away or do anything he says. Don't buy him a beer in case he thinks your hitting on him. From the movie speed. Gonerism A specific mathematical formula to enhance the amount of beverages you consumed ex. Saying "I had 11 beers", he got this number from actually drinking 3 multiplying it by 4 and subtracting 1. Grandpa This is a spin off from the term "dad" this is the really old person in your college class. He usually has a beard and the same characteristics of the dad. also Orville Redenbacher Greaser (motor head) The person or group of people that love cars, trucks, naxcars (nascar), and things of that nature. Usually have grease or dirt all over their hands. Not necessarily a bad, person and can help carry kegs around or help you out with your auto. Grimey Used to describe busting a dirty move. Whether it was fair, sneaky, despicable, reprehensible or not, you gotta give some respect just for trying it and especially since it worked. Gunt Not the gut not the cunt, its the gunt, describes that weird fat on girls may also be knows as the FUPA or fat upper pussy area, or Kangaroo Pouch. Gunther Can be used to describe almost anything from a huge pimple to a large shit or something else coming out of or growing on you. Gym Class Hero This is the person in your gym class who is usually an athlete. He will go all out at every opportunity, no matter what the sport. Some symptoms of this sometimes contagious disease include but are not limited too: panting, extreme sweating, diving for balls, and an overall unacceptable aggression towards any and everyone in the class. Hardcore holly Someone who is more brave than the average person, has a higher tolerance for pain. Heinze Variation of the hugely popular 'How to rate chicks in secret code'. This is that chick that is a 57 over all out of 100. Just like the 57 varieties this chick is something else but because of her 5.7 on the scale of 10 she's not hot. Hibernation That strange, unpredictable, unidentifying time when women stop wearing short shorts, skirts, tank tops, tight shirts, hot shoes, have their hair did, and all those things that give dudes boners and start wearing sweatshirts and weird pony tails/ hats. Can be the most depressing time on college campuses. Hit usage: "I'm hit" refers to the buzz you get from tobacco esp. skoal or any other chewing tobacco. You are buzzed, kind of sick but feel good typically. Not bad but can wear off quickly. Don't dip in front of chicks. Hot-Box 'em Refers to the action of farting while driving in a car with passengers. Once the internal gas is expelled, the driver immediately closes all windows, locks them, and then locks all of the doors. Thusly, all of the potent aroma coming from your ass is trapped inside. Caution!! Can be fatal if you're a pro Hotnot Person of the opposite sex, however it is difficult to tell whether he/she is attractive/hot or they are not/ugly. Horseshoe To pack so much chewing tobacco all the way around the mouth to look like a horse shoe. HP (hot prospect) A good looking unknown girl that has good potential. Hey Mister The classic phrase used to ask some random person to buy you beer cause you're a punk under age high schooler standing out side a convenient store and there is always a drunk dude waiting to get his beer paid for by some teenie bopper who needs a twelve of keystone ice. I thought you died Used when you haven't seen someone in a while either because they have been hanging out with their girl friend, drug dealer, or other friends. However, you never actually thought they were dead. Inch system A way of measuring heat. A one- or two-incher is comfortable. A three-incher is very warm. A four-incher is extremely hot. A five-incher is unheard of. The system derives from how far testicles descend on hot days. submitted by Nick on AOL Jam Usage "are you in a jam?" You are asking the person if they are low on funding or need help covering the price of something, usually when a secret comes about and you do not want others to know your in a jam. The Jack Hammer 1.Sexual position in which the female participant lays on her head/neck with her body and legs straight up in the air and the male stands above her and continues in a jack hammer like motion. Submitted by Ryan in buffalo 2.When you're doing a girl doggy style with her arms holding on for life onto the headboard. then as soon as she orgasms u rip her arms off the posts and she slams her face right into the headboard. Submitted by Tits on the message board Janie Briggs Also from the movie 'Not Another teen movie' describes a girl that has a great deal of potential, signs of this are glasses, pony tail or paint on her overalls. Jerk Refers to someone who has done something haneness, something unacceptable but you still talk to them, esp. in reference to girls. Jimbo Jones A guy who insists on removing his shirt or try to pimp chicks, when alone with a girl in most cases, reasons for this include your shirt chaffing you, ex. he's a regular jimbo jones, he pulled a jimbo Jones, "hey baby my shirts chafing me, mind if I take it off?" Maybe misconstrued to be a pimp. Jimmy Chitwood Character from the movie Hoosiers, you call someone this while playing basketball. A Jimmy Chitwood is the person who is just draining everything, they specialize in making three point shots also. Joe Namath This is the opposite of Johnny U, a Joe Namath is someone who has long hair instead of short hair just like Namath did. However, it is believed that Namath got more chicks, and wore a fur coat on the sidelines during games, making him a pimp, making it good to be called Joe Namath. Johnny Malson Refers to Molson Canadian beer. Johnny U (Johnny Unitus) This is the opposite of Joe Namath, your called this because you have short hair as oppose to long hair because Johnny U had short hair and Joe N. had long hair. They were both popular quarterbacks around the same time in the 60-70's? Jugglin The act of talking to and hanging out with more than one guy or girl. Has a very high risk and reward rate. When you notice someone jugglin typically the hand gesture of juggling balls is made and everyone will understand the situation especially if the two other guys/girls meet. *Kat Time (katclock) The hours of the delay of which that annoying person you know is up. It is either really early in the morning or really late at night. Either way it throws you off for a week and you are fuckin tired as shit. Kangaroo Pouch (See Gunt) Knight Rider This is the hardcore idiot driving around at night with out their head lights on. Typically they are trying to kill you or someone like you, so watch out and flash 'em for us all. Lame Train This can describe a party, gathering or basically any activity that has become unacceptably boring. to correctly pull this one off you most begin with "you hear that?" then slowly and quietly making a train noise, then after a few seconds do an arm pump and say "lame train!". Legs over the shoulder (LOTS) 1. Meaning a sexual position where you put the girls legs over your shoulders. 2. Adjective to describe good looking girls with long legs. Likes to fight guy This is the person always starting fights with any and everyone, esp. if they are with their crew. Tell tale signs include hicks, people that like guns, straw hats, overalls, drunk assholes, short tough guys. LBC Stands for little boys cut. Refers to when someone gets a little shaggy and finally gets a hair cut. This hair cut appears to make someone look younger esp. if the side burns are taken off. The hair is quite short and looks like a young child's hair after his mommy makes him get it cut. Lightning in a Bottle That rare occurrence happening once in a life time, coming back from 5 cups down in beer pong, 2 chicks at the same time, getting an A on a test without studying, or buying jeans that fit without trying them on, these are all examples of what this term epitomizes. *LMS Little man syndrom or short man syndrom, or any variation. This is when a rather short person is constantly over compensating for their 'short' comings by acting tough, drinking excessivly, flexing, being overly aggresive. Local Celebrity This is someone who for the most part just thinks they are popular in their local town, or present metropolitan area, usually no one actually knows this person and there for is not a celebrity. Mad Chillin Means to do nothing, sit around with some friends, usually an exaggeration. Mane (mang) Simple slang for man, describes a friend of yours or just some dude, and originated from the movie Scarface. Manscaping Action describing the finely tuned art of shaving any and all unwanted hair found in numerous locations throughout the male body. This includes but is not limited to arm hair, arm pit hair, facial hair, pubic hair, foot hair, finger hair, ear/nose hair, tongue hair etc. A few instances is not gay, but if you are looking at 30+ minutes of shaving... that's gay. Max Hardcore (See hardcore holly) Miami Used to describe a girl with alright face but a bad body like the decent helmet of the Miami hurricanes football team and bad jerseys. Michigan Used to describe a girl with a nice body and ok face like the decent helmet of the Michigan wolverines in football and good uniform Maurice This is a term from the movie Little Monsters. 1.It is someone who is an avid fan of the term dictionary and uses many of its terms constantly. 2. This can also refer to someone who is very hyper and has a great deal of unnecessary energy. MSG Acronym for Madison square garden, you call someone msg because they sold out in some way, this originated because Madison square garden is known for always selling out Muffin top When a not so skinny female wears tight jeans, pants or a skirt and a half shirt exposing her naval and the flab flows over the jeans like the top of a muffin. submitted by Rob Kebert Nasty McNasty This describes some one usually a girl who shows up places and is not easy on the eyes, or in plain English ugly. Nine-Fives This is a spin off from the term "fives" it is used to confuse and irritate the person that stole your seat when you forgot to call fives. When saying nine fives you then tell them that nine fives is actually better then fives and they have to relinquish their seat back to you. No Where State Refers to some one whose stock has risen dramatically and seems to have come from no where to be hot, cool, or popular. Nursing it (milking it) Describes when a person is only drinking one beverage for an above average amount of time yet tries to make it seem like they have had a different one each time. They are usually called a pussy. Ohio State Used to describe a girl as nearly perfect or perfect like the uniform and helmet of the Ohio state buck eyes football team. Online Warrior This is someone who will talk to just about anyone online just to make conversation. Usually you will be instant messaged by this person with in the first 30 seconds of signing on, will even ask dumb questions just to further the conversation like what you doing tonight on a school night. One- Hander Referring to the size of a female's behind (ass), implying that her rear is small enough to grasp a majority with one hand. Option 4 Term describing the time when you have no other options, nothing else to turn to. This is the suicide pact. It could just be with yourself or with a group of people. Don't worry, its not a cult, just when you realized your life is awful and there are no other answers. Penn State Used to describe a girl with a nice body but not a good face, like the bad helmet of the Penn state football team and nice jersey PC 1. someone who is always on the computer, or personal computer hence PC. 2. pro cock, some one that helps you with girls, or the opposite of cock blocking. Pitching Wedge This is that chick that looks good from far away, but upon approaching her that smoking hot chick you thought you saw has disappeared much like when chipping on the golf course. Players Coupon Few are actually card carrying members, but if you are exclusive enough to hold this power, you can get free or reduced food and or merchandise at numerous locations, Usually applies if you are cooler than the workers and they know it or you know the people working. Poop Popsicle Not exactly flattering, this is the diabolical act of doing a chick in the butt and then turning around a getting a domer before a shower or wash cloth is applied. Beware any and all. Pornstar This comment is similar to bathroom! but when you yell porn..star! it describes a girl that is hot but real slutty. You would probably droop it if you had the chance. Preferred Cock Block (planned cb, opposite of wing man) This is when you help a friend out when a member of the opposite sex is hideous and trying to get with your friend. You will be greatly appreciated for your deed. Preston Meyers This another character from Can't Hardly Wait, it describes a guy that is not just about scoring with a chick. He prefers to just have nice long talks and doesn't make any moves. Price Check on Vagisil Also used as "Can I get a price check on Vagisil" this phrase simply means that there is a person's manness in question. Vagisil is some sort of ointment used on vaginas, thus requesting it means the guy is a bitch. Punch Out (time) Typically yelled out to that friend or creep that is spending way to much time and money on a chick he has no chance with or should not be trying with. You should know its time to punch out if you have purchased more than one drink and she is asking for more and still getting less, or people are looking at the chick wondering if she is a guy or a mutant. Rack Jackin' The act of stealing one's girl. After work has sufficiently been put in a rack jacker swoops in and takes the girl. Buying her a drink asking to dance giving her a cigarette etc all are signs of a clear and present danger of rack jacking. Ranch(it) Going all in, bet the farm. If you have a hot tip or are just ice cold and there is little to no money left in your bookie account online you sometimes have to ranch it to double up and become respectable once again. Beware however addiction sudden depression and suicide can result. Reagan-nomics Similar to the time period baring the same name is when a person never has enough money yet still will claim he or she does. They are quite often in a jam and trying to bum money off of people. *Rehab stint The short and rare occurence when an old friend who got a serious girlfriend or got engaged, typically she is a bitch or weird or real hot, calls you or your group of friends. He calls you to hang out because a. she died, b. they are in the middle of a break up or c. she is out of town on vacation. You should rip this person apart and begrudgingly allow them to roll for the night. Reverse Oil Rig Not totally sure what it means other than its a sexual position. RFD Rubber-Fuck-Doll, that chick you do who is hotter, but knows she is hot. Thusly she also knows she doesn't have to try at all or impress anyone so she just lays there while you try to perform to the best of your abilities and get no recipricated effort in return. Roger the Dodger or Roger (fill in name) When some one shorts you cash or purposely doges and avoids you, but it's too late because he is roger the dodger. ROTFLCOPTER Rolling on the floor laughing but with a chopper or helicopter involved. You think something is really funny. Sackin' Out This is the term for those looking for something to describe what they're doing basically every day. Just sitting there, with your hand down your pants, probably have sweat pants on or shorts in the winter or if you're lucky no pants flip flops, big socks, and you're buzzin'. Sampsonite Occurs rather frequently, this is when a person is way off topic and completely random. Futhermore, it could mean to tell a story that makes no sense, comes out of left field, or has no consiquence or importance to the time in which it was told. This term is derived from the classic, Dumb and Dumber. Scavenger Person who swoops in and takes the chick you have been macking throughout the evening. Scavengers can be spotted talking to a chick you just bought a drink for, finished dancing with, got phone number from, or were just talking to. These are the lower scum of society so do not just throw this name around loosely because once labeled a scavenger, always a scavenger. *Scenester Similar in qualities to a hipster in that this person is trying to act cool thinks they are cool, cutting edge, fashionista etc. He/she is always at the hot spot in town, on the scene. Probably a douche bag but not necessarily. SCH - STAGGERING CRACK HOAR (whore) Is a female that is walking around in rough shape, usually drunk or completely lost and not easy on the eyes. Semi This refers to when your semi erect, because a girl brushed up against you, is sitting on your lap, a lot of cleavage.. etc. other variations include, trucker or truck driver, semi trucker. Sharded The act of farting and a small amount of fecal matter also being released into the underwear. Originated from Along Came Polly Shark Refers to a person that has just committed a sly action or theft. Often used in cards when someone tries to sneak a few chips out of the pot or when picking up a girl way out of your league. Submitted by Al on Yahoo! Side Burns Pretty self explanatory, yelled to those who have larger than normal amounts of hair on the side of their face, usually bushy and thick. *Skippin me out Typically uttered by someone when passed over by a bowl, joint, piece, blunt etc. This is even more offensive because you always offer this person weed and would never do the same to them. Skullett Refers to the haircut some old people/bald people have. Typically this term describes complete baldness on top and long hair in the back of your head and along the sides. *Skunk'd it When a chick climaxes so exuberantly she sprays the jiz. Smart! This is usually uttered when someone does something stupid or embarrassing. Snaggle Term refers to those people who have very messed up teeth.. they are called snaggle tooth, snaggle teeth, or just snaggle, usually pretty tough on the eyes. Spilling (various other names) This means to spill your beverage when no one is looking to seem cooler and to show you drank the whole thing. Steve Pong This is the asshole that always claims he is the best, and knows all the rules for beer pong. This person can typically be heard talking about the glory games of his past where he won 9 games in a row, but now-a-days is lucky to even win, and claiming others are cheating. Steveweisers (steve's) Refers to the beer Budweiser. Stock Broker (wall street) This is someone who is always on they're cell phone. When ever you see them they are on it.. or when ever your trying to talk to them it rings. Suicide of Deliciousness This is something that tastes extremely good. It is worth dieing for and rare. Suicide Watch You are placed on this list if, your girlfriend dumped you, found out, you're gay, got in a car accident, fired, replaced, pantsed, favorite sports team lost a big game, a major embarrassment takes place, you are constantly picked on, are subjected to really cold or really warm weather, its raining a lot. Basically you might think about killing your self and we're worried. Summer Teeth This refers to those unlucky individuals who have teeth in which some are here and some are there. These people can usually be spotted instantly. It can also be said that their tongue is in jail. Sunday Morning All-star A person usually spotted at sporting events esp. football pre-gaming with no shirt on, trying to get a tan no matter the temperature or season, holding at least his fifth beer playing catch. Tell tale signs include but are not limited to: heavy smoker, extremely hairy, bald, short, a tank top, short shorts, body paint, and high top sneakers. Sweatin' Adjective describing someone very interested in you, and you in return don't answer to their beckoning call causing them to sweat. This can include receiving numerous text messages, phone calls, emails, im's, messages on my space or facebook,notes on your car, t-shirts they make, sky writing, tattoo's etc. Beware they could be a creep ass, and in extreme cases creep-fucks. *T9'n The act of or thinking about texting some one. Derived from the texting format T9word in which your word or phrase is automatically finished for you. The wonders of technology. Teachers Aid The student in class that knows everything. He/she has been everywhere, has experiencing everything the teacher asks and tries to answer every question. Worse yet this student as actually done the homework AND read the book. This isn't your classic over achiever, this is the suck up the smart person and the prick all in one. TG (tough guy) Also a likes to fight guy, who pushes smaller people around to feel bigger or is small and tries to over compensate for their inaccuracies. The bond A kind of deep friendship experienced with one or a group of people. Typically you experience the bond after sharing a can of skoal, killing someone, finishing off a keg etc. Don't be fooled this can seem gay at times, so beware. the Lake Shore story This describes that story that is retold over and over again by the same person even though everyone knows the story by heart and it used to be a funny story and isn't any more. Usually triggered by bumping into an old friend or high school/ college buddies. *Three Deep This is referencing a girl who is going crazy, extremely excited and probably annoying. Three deep meaning three fingers deep as in an orgasm. A girl can be 'three deep' when a stupid song she really likes starts playing at a club, her friend shows up, its her birthday, she really is 3 deep, etc. Thunder Dome This describes a state of total chaos, when thunder dome is declared basically it means anything goes, there are no rules, and anything can happen Tim Mix This describes the age old art of stealing any/every type of beer from a party your parents, neighbors, friends, brothers etc. you can get your hands on to. Typically this will be a strange mix of every type of beer from Molson Export to Genny Creme Ale. Plus it beats buying beer for the party. Top Shelf-er Action of taking a shit in the top portion of a toilet where the water is held until it is flushed. This despicable yet hilarious deed is done because you either hate the world, the owner of the toilet or you have had it done to you and know it is extremely difficult to clean. We at termdictionary.com do not condone nor have a moratorium on top shelfers Tryin' Brian Adj. A person who tries extremely hard in reference to picking up a member of the opposite sex. Extreme cock blocking, lying, deceiving, fighting and the use of any means possible to score the chick are major red flags. Token Black/White guy Taken from the movie 'Not Another teen movie' describes a guy that is just in the background and is only suppose to say a few certain choice words at the right time. May smoke a good deal of weed. 20 deep Usage- we're gonna be runnin 20 deep on their ass. Regarding getting into a fight against a few people with a large group to jump them. Usually after one of your friends was jumped or roughed up. UB Used to describe a girl as having no good features like the college uniforms of the university of buffalo football team UC Shorten version of undercover cop, be careful they are assholes Ultimate cb Someone who constantly and consistently cock blocks people Ultimate fan Someone whom is a very big fan of a variety of sports or athletic competition. University of Southwestern Boulevard The street name where ECC (Erie community college) is located. Upgrade Describes when a guy or chick over reaches and is going out with someone way out of their league and much hotter. You wanna tell them they are lucky as hell and to not fuck it up. Walkin' the trail When you say you're not going to drink but you get hammered AKA "fall off the wagon" key reference to Oregon trail computer game. Chris from Buff State War Stories The stories people tell for years and years to come. The events in your life that are worth sharing on termdictionary.com and might some day become a term themselves. Throwing beer at a live band and them fighting you back, or a 3 some, or a weird gay experience. Beware these events could be life changing. Whaaaaaaat Usually uttered when someone says something ridiculously stupid and or something that makes no sense what so ever. Who brought the asshole? This phrase is asked when someone does something stupid embarrassing or uncalled for. Who brought the athlete? This phrase is a spin off from who brought the asshole. It is asked when someone around you is showing above average athleticism and is really annoying or unwanted. Word Can be a greeting or saying bye, can mean yes, can mean you agree.. basically anything you wish it to mean with in reason. Y-muscles Describes muscles that someone has when you are not use to seeing them with muscles. Sometimes appears to have gotten muscles from no where. Referred to as y muscles because you may have gotten them from working hard at your local YMCA club. Top
*ROTFLCOPTER Rolling on the floor laughing but with a chopper or helicopter involved. You think something is really funny. A]B]C]D]E]F]G]H]I]J]K]L]M] N]O]P]Q]R]S]T]U]V]W]X]Y]Z] *words marked with an astericks are new* All American This describes the person in your group that has the traditional everything, from family to recreational activity, not necessarily a bad thing. Tell tail signs include: flags, lame yellow ribbons, voting republican. Alumni Pretty self explanatory, the seniors from last year or even worse two or three years ago that are still around and go to the high schools/parties/hangouts. Amanda Beckett This is used to describe a hot girl that has recently broken up with her boyfriend and is a free agent. Arrival Drinker Used to describe someone who doesn't want to drink or doesn't think about drinking until they show up to a party or earlier claimed they didn't want to drink. Often quoted as saying.."Nah I don't feel like it tonight.. wanna split a twelve pack?" Ass Hat Similar in use to creep ass, person who says completely retarded unfunny comments, usually shunned from the group and any activities. Badukeaduke (various variations) This is a term used to describe the rear end of a female. This is what you call a woman's ass when it is overly large, especially when disproportionately too big for the rest of the body. Ball Bag Noun used to call someone what they are, a useless piece of equipment. An athlete woman or man can be a ball bag. They contribute little to nothing to society, relationships and or conversation. Bar Pig The badly aging chick always drunk at the bar picking up any and every guy that offers her a drink or ride home. Stay away unless its unavoidable or you are in a bad slump. Bar Room Brawler Some one who will fight if the opportunity comes about, especially involving bad open mic bands. Tell-tale signs include throwin beer, chairs, pint glasses. Base Camp The designated hot spot of the bar which you and your friends have determined is the ideal location to a.) pick up women/men b.)best view of the television c.) most convenient area closest to the bar. Base camp may or may not be near the bathroom, contain chairs and a table, dart boards/billiards, but one thing remains constant, there must remain two people at all times, cause this location is getting sharked. Bathroom! Generally is yelled from a moderate distance away from a girl that is looking above average for the day, or has short shorts or a short skirt on. This is said because they are lookin' so good some one is gonna do them in the bathroom. Beard Yelled to someone, usually in school, who has a beard. Beach'd This is what happens to someone from a different area or school when they go to a local party and are unwelcome. Beef Curtains Refers to the loose, beat up, highly used or stretched out area of the female body commonly refered to as the birth canal, vagina, cunt, minge etc. Beware of beef curtains, they do not taste as good as it may seem. These 'curtains' are rare within the age range of 17-29 thankfully. Beer Goggles This is an after effect of getting drunk. You put beer goggles on so to speak when your drunk and it allows you to hook up with anyone especially ugly people you normally wouldn't. Beer Muscles This is the effect of a guy getting alcohol in their system; they suddenly become hardcore and tough. They think their skinny arms become ripped with the help of alcohol. A guy with beer muscles is often quoted as "I'll kick your ass" or "I'll take anyone on in this room at the same time." Bender a.Character from 'Breakfast Club' usually refers to someone hardcore, aka hardcore holly. b. A night of heavy partying, drinking, etc. Symptoms include memory loss, waking up in a strange area or with someone strange, significant decrease in your bank account, a hangover, loss of a job or loved one, a tattoo, piercing, inability to locate someone or something, insanity. BFB - big fat boner Usually when a girl sits on your lap or something along those lines. Big sweaties Refers to swamp balls and or very warm moist testicals. Also commonly describes last wet breasts possibly after getting out of the shower or pool. Submitted by Nick in Buffalo Billboard This is those lame people that wear t-shirt with the company logo or name gigantic on the front of the shirt and that's all it says. Bit it This could mean one of a few things. Either a person takes a bad fall slipping on some beer or ice or a chicks bra and usually makes an ass of them self and or others. An injury is most often associated with biting it. Also some one has bit it if they died. BOOZE BLUES Different from a hangover, its when you are so embarrassed of prior night's actions, you get depressed and don't want to see or talk to any of your friends. Brian Also character from ' Breakfast Club' refers to some one whom is afraid, weak a bitch or someone who follows the rules. *Bromance A unique relationship between two dudes. Whether it is business, a strong bond or a passion for the same thing. Not always the greatest relationship but never a homosexual one. From 10 items or less. Build a Nest Act of covering up the entire outside part of a toilet bowl where your ass goes with toilet paper so as to prevent anything from STDs to moisture or other things typically present in a bathroom from touching you. Typically done in bars restaurants or your messy friends apartment. Bummin' It Refers to those people typically chicks that don't feel like dressing up today. Instead they say they're bummin' it with their $25 designer sweatpants, $40 Abercrombie sweatshirt, and $10 adidas sandals. That aint bumming it. Bush League Means unfair, unfit, or below your usually standard of quality. Originated from the movie Slap Shot. Butter Face The chick (or guy) that has everything hot about her except her face. Some spin offs include Land-O-Lakes, or any other butter manufacturer. Cakes and Pies Women that are only good at baking cakes and pies or good in the kichen. Or a chick that only comes around when there is food abound for them to consume. Typically she is over weight and may or may not be attractive. Cankle Combines the words calf and ankle to describe people that have fat lower legs that do not have an ankle. Instead they're calf doesn't end until the foot. Card Shark Asshole (C SAH) This is someone who is always playing cards, someone who all ways wants to play cards, or is involved with cards in some way. Certain signs of this disorder are constant shuffling of cards, or getting pumped when there is money cards or poker chips around. cb (cock block) To take attention of a girl away from another guy. Can be words or actions. Also sometimes difficult to detect at, first but once a cb is spotted he should no doubt feel shame. Chark Refers to someone who thinks they are a shark but is actually a complete wreck. They possess no shark-like attributes and are typically trying way to hard. When saying this, you should shake your right hand above your head in a dice rolling gesture. Submitted by Al on Yahoo! Chweney Different variation of the word twenty (20) Clarking This verb describes the act of hitting another guy in the penis, causing much pain and anguish, but beware because you maybe next. Classy slut A girl who may have good character/personality who thinks she is a classy lady but is too horny and will bone any guy who will take her on a respectable date. It is considered one step up from a regular slut because she is getting a free meal/free movie/free activity out of it, but in guys perspective its just a more expensive slut. submitted by mds11886 Costume Corrolary When ever someone is wearing a costume, especially women, they appear more attractive, less hideous, sexier, proportionatly more appealing or straight up hotter. To adjust for this, .75 should be subtracted from any grading given. Cougar Woman between 35 and 45, not a milf or a milf with older kids. Typically divorced/not married/widowed. She is scouring the bars ready to bounce on young prey, typically a male 18-31 generally speaking for a quick sexual fix. This woman is typically attractive but may tan too much, dye her hair too much and try to hard, but still has a nice rack. Country Bagger Attractive older lady (35+)not your typical new age milf either. This is the vintage milf. The front of her pants look like a country bush straight out of the 70s. Submitted by CPT40oz on aim CR An abbreviation for cockroach, this is someone who is always around and you can not get rid of them no matter how hard you try, just like the insect. Creep Ass This describes some one that says a few things that weird you out. Creep Fuck Occurs when you are called a creep ass 3 times in a row, you are now a creep fuck. Dad Used to describe that creepy old guy that is in your college class. Often he is confused with the professor. You can spot these old guys when they are always asking too many questions. Dart Board System Describes a system in which makes very little sense, and poor planning, it means the results were just hand picked or made up in the person's mind, or just threw darts at a dart board with answers thus being the dart board system. David Hasselhoff (Mitch, hasselhoff) This is a person who has above average luck with the ladies, your a little jealous of him at first, but then you just come to grips with his smooth ways. Debo Term refers to someone who is hardcore and instills general fear, originated from the move 'Friday', Debo was a character who owned the neighborhood so to speak and everyone feared him. DeMoned Used as a verb and adjective this is a one nighter and it could result in pregnancy, and after you don't want to talk to her any more. Originates from 'Fast Times at Ridge Mont High'. Denim Dan Simply some one who is wearing all denim on any given day, also know as Canadian Tuxedo or James Jean. Did you drop something? Often asked after someone mentions their business, idea, band, someone they know a celebrity, or in an effort to sound more popular, important, and draw attention. Especially when the comment has no importance to the conversation. ex. "I was just on the phone with my friend David Letterman" Did you get pantsed? Asked to people that are in a bad mood, this is because when someone is pantsed they are generally not happy about it, and may show resentment towards anyone and everyone. Doop it Alternative to Droop it, some believe this was the original Deucer A large female. Upwards of 200 pounds or more. Not necessarily 200 pounds per se but we're talkin a huge bitch. Some prefer them this big most do not but one thing we know is she can eat, and probably more than you. Other common uses include a change up or curve ball in baseball or dropping a douce aka a large shit a number two. Downgrade Describes when a guy or chick accepts the first offer from the opposite sex and way under their league and needs to wake up. You wanna tell them they are lost and get out as quickly as possible. (Opposite of upgrade) Droop it Meaning intercourse of some kind basically giving your approval of a girl as good looking or hot. Drop Ten References a girl that could be hot if she dropped ten pounds. Typcially the more weight she lost the hotter she would be but losing 10 pounds is much more realistic. Moreover, it is easier to spot a chick that could be hotter if she lost just a little weight. Also D-Ten, Den, Drop 10 Dome Job Simply is a blow job; dome = head and job comes from the root word blow job. Douche bag the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or oversized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. DSLs Dick sucking lips, its just a shortened abbreviation used to describe girls with proportionally larger lips then the average girl. Dude Bro A guy that thinks he is sweet. Wears name brand cloths proudly displaying the names HCO,Abercrombie etc. He has sunglasses on top of his head or on at night or indoors. Tan, wears necklaces, perfectly gelled hair shows his belt buckle. D.U.F.F. Designated ugly fat friend. Don't fall into a contagious case of denial. This is done routinly especially with women. The group or even pair of chicks, one or most of them are drop dead beautiful and like the plague one is brutal. Many reasons for this, some unexplainable, our guess, guilt. EA This is yelled out when some one has short shorts on, its an abbreviation for easy access, because if the girl has short shorts on.. its easier to access. EP (epitome of pedophile) Some one who more or less combs the high schools for young fresh fish, usually over 18 years of age and may have sunglasses, beard, or both. Fair Game This is a younger female who considered by many to be of age to date or do anything with, however can cause heated debates among friends. FD'in (fake drunk) Simply means to pretend you are drunk. You are also found to be dumping beer out on the ground. Fill in's Adjective, describes the no names, nobodies, people no one knows in school. You may hear their name once and awhile but not worth writing home about. First Rounder That huge or rather large chick(or guy?) you "accidentally" hooked up with cause you were "too drunk" and didn't know what was going on and they "forced" themselves on you. They are referred to as a first rounder similar to that of a big offensive linemen that goes in the first round ex. D'Brickshaw Ferguson Five's (5's) This is a relatively old term. Five's is declared when you are sitting in a seat and your leaving the seat alone for five minutes or less. Hence the term, five's. When you say this, your seat is guaranteed back to you as long as you return to it within five minutes of leaving. Five pounds of pork in a three pound bag Basically, this describes when a fat person (usually female) wears tight clothes, thus showing off rolls of flab almost like an over stuffed vacuum cleaner bag. submitted by nick on aol Flavor Country The place visited by those who are currently enjoying a cigarette Flow Describes the hair that is shown when a hockey helmet is worn. Usually a hockey player with good flow is well respected and admired. Free Agent Someone who is recently free from attachments with the opposite sex. Fred This is the dad that is at those rare parties where the parents don't care that their child is having a huge party at there house. He is usually drinking with the teenagers and a tell tale sign of a Fred is when they offer to be your beer pong partner. Fupa (see Gunt) FWF fuck west football, organization that originated in summer of 2002 against high school football in general esp. in consideration with West Seneca West Sr. and its program. Cause be altered to target your school's team. Gigantor (pronounced jie-gann-tore) This is a person minimum 6 foot 5 250, completely jacked and huge, even chicks are afraid to look him in the face, stay away or do anything he says. Don't buy him a beer in case he thinks your hitting on him. From the movie speed. Gonerism A specific mathematical formula to enhance the amount of beverages you consumed ex. Saying "I had 11 beers", he got this number from actually drinking 3 multiplying it by 4 and subtracting 1. Grandpa This is a spin off from the term "dad" this is the really old person in your college class. He usually has a beard and the same characteristics of the dad. also Orville Redenbacher Greaser (motor head) The person or group of people that love cars, trucks, naxcars (nascar), and things of that nature. Usually have grease or dirt all over their hands. Not necessarily a bad, person and can help carry kegs around or help you out with your auto. Grimey Used to describe busting a dirty move. Whether it was fair, sneaky, despicable, reprehensible or not, you gotta give some respect just for trying it and especially since it worked. Gunt Not the gut not the cunt, its the gunt, describes that weird fat on girls may also be knows as the FUPA or fat upper pussy area, or Kangaroo Pouch. Gunther Can be used to describe almost anything from a huge pimple to a large shit or something else coming out of or growing on you. Gym Class Hero This is the person in your gym class who is usually an athlete. He will go all out at every opportunity, no matter what the sport. Some symptoms of this sometimes contagious disease include but are not limited too: panting, extreme sweating, diving for balls, and an overall unacceptable aggression towards any and everyone in the class. Hardcore holly Someone who is more brave than the average person, has a higher tolerance for pain. Heinze Variation of the hugely popular 'How to rate chicks in secret code'. This is that chick that is a 57 over all out of 100. Just like the 57 varieties this chick is something else but because of her 5.7 on the scale of 10 she's not hot. Hibernation That strange, unpredictable, unidentifying time when women stop wearing short shorts, skirts, tank tops, tight shirts, hot shoes, have their hair did, and all those things that give dudes boners and start wearing sweatshirts and weird pony tails/ hats. Can be the most depressing time on college campuses. Hit usage: "I'm hit" refers to the buzz you get from tobacco esp. skoal or any other chewing tobacco. You are buzzed, kind of sick but feel good typically. Not bad but can wear off quickly. Don't dip in front of chicks. Hot-Box 'em Refers to the action of farting while driving in a car with passengers. Once the internal gas is expelled, the driver immediately closes all windows, locks them, and then locks all of the doors. Thusly, all of the potent aroma coming from your ass is trapped inside. Caution!! Can be fatal if you're a pro Hotnot Person of the opposite sex, however it is difficult to tell whether he/she is attractive/hot or they are not/ugly. Horseshoe To pack so much chewing tobacco all the way around the mouth to look like a horse shoe. HP (hot prospect) A good looking unknown girl that has good potential. Hey Mister The classic phrase used to ask some random person to buy you beer cause you're a punk under age high schooler standing out side a convenient store and there is always a drunk dude waiting to get his beer paid for by some teenie bopper who needs a twelve of keystone ice. I thought you died Used when you haven't seen someone in a while either because they have been hanging out with their girl friend, drug dealer, or other friends. However, you never actually thought they were dead. Inch system A way of measuring heat. A one- or two-incher is comfortable. A three-incher is very warm. A four-incher is extremely hot. A five-incher is unheard of. The system derives from how far testicles descend on hot days. submitted by Nick on AOL Jam Usage "are you in a jam?" You are asking the person if they are low on funding or need help covering the price of something, usually when a secret comes about and you do not want others to know your in a jam. The Jack Hammer 1.Sexual position in which the female participant lays on her head/neck with her body and legs straight up in the air and the male stands above her and continues in a jack hammer like motion. Submitted by Ryan in buffalo 2.When you're doing a girl doggy style with her arms holding on for life onto the headboard. then as soon as she orgasms u rip her arms off the posts and she slams her face right into the headboard. Submitted by Tits on the message board Janie Briggs Also from the movie 'Not Another teen movie' describes a girl that has a great deal of potential, signs of this are glasses, pony tail or paint on her overalls. Jerk Refers to someone who has done something haneness, something unacceptable but you still talk to them, esp. in reference to girls. Jimbo Jones A guy who insists on removing his shirt or try to pimp chicks, when alone with a girl in most cases, reasons for this include your shirt chaffing you, ex. he's a regular jimbo jones, he pulled a jimbo Jones, "hey baby my shirts chafing me, mind if I take it off?" Maybe misconstrued to be a pimp. Jimmy Chitwood Character from the movie Hoosiers, you call someone this while playing basketball. A Jimmy Chitwood is the person who is just draining everything, they specialize in making three point shots also. Joe Namath This is the opposite of Johnny U, a Joe Namath is someone who has long hair instead of short hair just like Namath did. However, it is believed that Namath got more chicks, and wore a fur coat on the sidelines during games, making him a pimp, making it good to be called Joe Namath. Johnny Malson Refers to Molson Canadian beer. Johnny U (Johnny Unitus) This is the opposite of Joe Namath, your called this because you have short hair as oppose to long hair because Johnny U had short hair and Joe N. had long hair. They were both popular quarterbacks around the same time in the 60-70's? Jugglin The act of talking to and hanging out with more than one guy or girl. Has a very high risk and reward rate. When you notice someone jugglin typically the hand gesture of juggling balls is made and everyone will understand the situation especially if the two other guys/girls meet. *Kat Time (katclock) The hours of the delay of which that annoying person you know is up. It is either really early in the morning or really late at night. Either way it throws you off for a week and you are fuckin tired as shit. Kangaroo Pouch (See Gunt) Knight Rider This is the hardcore idiot driving around at night with out their head lights on. Typically they are trying to kill you or someone like you, so watch out and flash 'em for us all. Lame Train This can describe a party, gathering or basically any activity that has become unacceptably boring. to correctly pull this one off you most begin with "you hear that?" then slowly and quietly making a train noise, then after a few seconds do an arm pump and say "lame train!". Legs over the shoulder (LOTS) 1. Meaning a sexual position where you put the girls legs over your shoulders. 2. Adjective to describe good looking girls with long legs. Likes to fight guy This is the person always starting fights with any and everyone, esp. if they are with their crew. Tell tale signs include hicks, people that like guns, straw hats, overalls, drunk assholes, short tough guys. LBC Stands for little boys cut. Refers to when someone gets a little shaggy and finally gets a hair cut. This hair cut appears to make someone look younger esp. if the side burns are taken off. The hair is quite short and looks like a young child's hair after his mommy makes him get it cut. Lightning in a Bottle That rare occurrence happening once in a life time, coming back from 5 cups down in beer pong, 2 chicks at the same time, getting an A on a test without studying, or buying jeans that fit without trying them on, these are all examples of what this term epitomizes. *LMS Little man syndrom or short man syndrom, or any variation. This is when a rather short person is constantly over compensating for their 'short' comings by acting tough, drinking excessivly, flexing, being overly aggresive. Local Celebrity This is someone who for the most part just thinks they are popular in their local town, or present metropolitan area, usually no one actually knows this person and there for is not a celebrity. Mad Chillin Means to do nothing, sit around with some friends, usually an exaggeration. Mane (mang) Simple slang for man, describes a friend of yours or just some dude, and originated from the movie Scarface. Manscaping Action describing the finely tuned art of shaving any and all unwanted hair found in numerous locations throughout the male body. This includes but is not limited to arm hair, arm pit hair, facial hair, pubic hair, foot hair, finger hair, ear/nose hair, tongue hair etc. A few instances is not gay, but if you are looking at 30+ minutes of shaving... that's gay. Max Hardcore (See hardcore holly) Miami Used to describe a girl with alright face but a bad body like the decent helmet of the Miami hurricanes football team and bad jerseys. Michigan Used to describe a girl with a nice body and ok face like the decent helmet of the Michigan wolverines in football and good uniform Maurice This is a term from the movie Little Monsters. 1.It is someone who is an avid fan of the term dictionary and uses many of its terms constantly. 2. This can also refer to someone who is very hyper and has a great deal of unnecessary energy. MSG Acronym for Madison square garden, you call someone msg because they sold out in some way, this originated because Madison square garden is known for always selling out Muffin top When a not so skinny female wears tight jeans, pants or a skirt and a half shirt exposing her naval and the flab flows over the jeans like the top of a muffin. submitted by Rob Kebert Nasty McNasty This describes some one usually a girl who shows up places and is not easy on the eyes, or in plain English ugly. Nine-Fives This is a spin off from the term "fives" it is used to confuse and irritate the person that stole your seat when you forgot to call fives. When saying nine fives you then tell them that nine fives is actually better then fives and they have to relinquish their seat back to you. No Where State Refers to some one whose stock has risen dramatically and seems to have come from no where to be hot, cool, or popular. Nursing it (milking it) Describes when a person is only drinking one beverage for an above average amount of time yet tries to make it seem like they have had a different one each time. They are usually called a pussy. Ohio State Used to describe a girl as nearly perfect or perfect like the uniform and helmet of the Ohio state buck eyes football team. Online Warrior This is someone who will talk to just about anyone online just to make conversation. Usually you will be instant messaged by this person with in the first 30 seconds of signing on, will even ask dumb questions just to further the conversation like what you doing tonight on a school night. One- Hander Referring to the size of a female's behind (ass), implying that her rear is small enough to grasp a majority with one hand. Option 4 Term describing the time when you have no other options, nothing else to turn to. This is the suicide pact. It could just be with yourself or with a group of people. Don't worry, its not a cult, just when you realized your life is awful and there are no other answers. Penn State Used to describe a girl with a nice body but not a good face, like the bad helmet of the Penn state football team and nice jersey PC 1. someone who is always on the computer, or personal computer hence PC. 2. pro cock, some one that helps you with girls, or the opposite of cock blocking. Pitching Wedge This is that chick that looks good from far away, but upon approaching her that smoking hot chick you thought you saw has disappeared much like when chipping on the golf course. Players Coupon Few are actually card carrying members, but if you are exclusive enough to hold this power, you can get free or reduced food and or merchandise at numerous locations, Usually applies if you are cooler than the workers and they know it or you know the people working. Poop Popsicle Not exactly flattering, this is the diabolical act of doing a chick in the butt and then turning around a getting a domer before a shower or wash cloth is applied. Beware any and all. Pornstar This comment is similar to bathroom! but when you yell porn..star! it describes a girl that is hot but real slutty. You would probably droop it if you had the chance. Preferred Cock Block (planned cb, opposite of wing man) This is when you help a friend out when a member of the opposite sex is hideous and trying to get with your friend. You will be greatly appreciated for your deed. Preston Meyers This another character from Can't Hardly Wait, it describes a guy that is not just about scoring with a chick. He prefers to just have nice long talks and doesn't make any moves. Price Check on Vagisil Also used as "Can I get a price check on Vagisil" this phrase simply means that there is a person's manness in question. Vagisil is some sort of ointment used on vaginas, thus requesting it means the guy is a bitch. Punch Out (time) Typically yelled out to that friend or creep that is spending way to much time and money on a chick he has no chance with or should not be trying with. You should know its time to punch out if you have purchased more than one drink and she is asking for more and still getting less, or people are looking at the chick wondering if she is a guy or a mutant. Rack Jackin' The act of stealing one's girl. After work has sufficiently been put in a rack jacker swoops in and takes the girl. Buying her a drink asking to dance giving her a cigarette etc all are signs of a clear and present danger of rack jacking. Ranch(it) Going all in, bet the farm. If you have a hot tip or are just ice cold and there is little to no money left in your bookie account online you sometimes have to ranch it to double up and become respectable once again. Beware however addiction sudden depression and suicide can result. Reagan-nomics Similar to the time period baring the same name is when a person never has enough money yet still will claim he or she does. They are quite often in a jam and trying to bum money off of people. *Rehab stint The short and rare occurence when an old friend who got a serious girlfriend or got engaged, typically she is a bitch or weird or real hot, calls you or your group of friends. He calls you to hang out because a. she died, b. they are in the middle of a break up or c. she is out of town on vacation. You should rip this person apart and begrudgingly allow them to roll for the night. Reverse Oil Rig Not totally sure what it means other than its a sexual position. RFD Rubber-Fuck-Doll, that chick you do who is hotter, but knows she is hot. Thusly she also knows she doesn't have to try at all or impress anyone so she just lays there while you try to perform to the best of your abilities and get no recipricated effort in return. Roger the Dodger or Roger (fill in name) When some one shorts you cash or purposely doges and avoids you, but it's too late because he is roger the dodger. ROTFLCOPTER Rolling on the floor laughing but with a chopper or helicopter involved. You think something is really funny. Sackin' Out This is the term for those looking for something to describe what they're doing basically every day. Just sitting there, with your hand down your pants, probably have sweat pants on or shorts in the winter or if you're lucky no pants flip flops, big socks, and you're buzzin'. Sampsonite Occurs rather frequently, this is when a person is way off topic and completely random. Futhermore, it could mean to tell a story that makes no sense, comes out of left field, or has no consiquence or importance to the time in which it was told. This term is derived from the classic, Dumb and Dumber. Scavenger Person who swoops in and takes the chick you have been macking throughout the evening. Scavengers can be spotted talking to a chick you just bought a drink for, finished dancing with, got phone number from, or were just talking to. These are the lower scum of society so do not just throw this name around loosely because once labeled a scavenger, always a scavenger. *Scenester Similar in qualities to a hipster in that this person is trying to act cool thinks they are cool, cutting edge, fashionista etc. He/she is always at the hot spot in town, on the scene. Probably a douche bag but not necessarily. SCH - STAGGERING CRACK HOAR (whore) Is a female that is walking around in rough shape, usually drunk or completely lost and not easy on the eyes. Semi This refers to when your semi erect, because a girl brushed up against you, is sitting on your lap, a lot of cleavage.. etc. other variations include, trucker or truck driver, semi trucker. Sharded The act of farting and a small amount of fecal matter also being released into the underwear. Originated from Along Came Polly Shark Refers to a person that has just committed a sly action or theft. Often used in cards when someone tries to sneak a few chips out of the pot or when picking up a girl way out of your league. Submitted by Al on Yahoo! Side Burns Pretty self explanatory, yelled to those who have larger than normal amounts of hair on the side of their face, usually bushy and thick. *Skippin me out Typically uttered by someone when passed over by a bowl, joint, piece, blunt etc. This is even more offensive because you always offer this person weed and would never do the same to them. Skullett Refers to the haircut some old people/bald people have. Typically this term describes complete baldness on top and long hair in the back of your head and along the sides. *Skunk'd it When a chick climaxes so exuberantly she sprays the jiz. Smart! This is usually uttered when someone does something stupid or embarrassing. Snaggle Term refers to those people who have very messed up teeth.. they are called snaggle tooth, snaggle teeth, or just snaggle, usually pretty tough on the eyes. Spilling (various other names) This means to spill your beverage when no one is looking to seem cooler and to show you drank the whole thing. Steve Pong This is the asshole that always claims he is the best, and knows all the rules for beer pong. This person can typically be heard talking about the glory games of his past where he won 9 games in a row, but now-a-days is lucky to even win, and claiming others are cheating. Steveweisers (steve's) Refers to the beer Budweiser. Stock Broker (wall street) This is someone who is always on they're cell phone. When ever you see them they are on it.. or when ever your trying to talk to them it rings. Suicide of Deliciousness This is something that tastes extremely good. It is worth dieing for and rare. Suicide Watch You are placed on this list if, your girlfriend dumped you, found out, you're gay, got in a car accident, fired, replaced, pantsed, favorite sports team lost a big game, a major embarrassment takes place, you are constantly picked on, are subjected to really cold or really warm weather, its raining a lot. Basically you might think about killing your self and we're worried. Summer Teeth This refers to those unlucky individuals who have teeth in which some are here and some are there. These people can usually be spotted instantly. It can also be said that their tongue is in jail. Sunday Morning All-star A person usually spotted at sporting events esp. football pre-gaming with no shirt on, trying to get a tan no matter the temperature or season, holding at least his fifth beer playing catch. Tell tale signs include but are not limited to: heavy smoker, extremely hairy, bald, short, a tank top, short shorts, body paint, and high top sneakers. Sweatin' Adjective describing someone very interested in you, and you in return don't answer to their beckoning call causing them to sweat. This can include receiving numerous text messages, phone calls, emails, im's, messages on my space or facebook,notes on your car, t-shirts they make, sky writing, tattoo's etc. Beware they could be a creep ass, and in extreme cases creep-fucks. *T9'n The act of or thinking about texting some one. Derived from the texting format T9word in which your word or phrase is automatically finished for you. The wonders of technology. Teachers Aid The student in class that knows everything. He/she has been everywhere, has experiencing everything the teacher asks and tries to answer every question. Worse yet this student as actually done the homework AND read the book. This isn't your classic over achiever, this is the suck up the smart person and the prick all in one. TG (tough guy) Also a likes to fight guy, who pushes smaller people around to feel bigger or is small and tries to over compensate for their inaccuracies. The bond A kind of deep friendship experienced with one or a group of people. Typically you experience the bond after sharing a can of skoal, killing someone, finishing off a keg etc. Don't be fooled this can seem gay at times, so beware. the Lake Shore story This describes that story that is retold over and over again by the same person even though everyone knows the story by heart and it used to be a funny story and isn't any more. Usually triggered by bumping into an old friend or high school/ college buddies. *Three Deep This is referencing a girl who is going crazy, extremely excited and probably annoying. Three deep meaning three fingers deep as in an orgasm. A girl can be 'three deep' when a stupid song she really likes starts playing at a club, her friend shows up, its her birthday, she really is 3 deep, etc. Thunder Dome This describes a state of total chaos, when thunder dome is declared basically it means anything goes, there are no rules, and anything can happen Tim Mix This describes the age old art of stealing any/every type of beer from a party your parents, neighbors, friends, brothers etc. you can get your hands on to. Typically this will be a strange mix of every type of beer from Molson Export to Genny Creme Ale. Plus it beats buying beer for the party. Top Shelf-er Action of taking a shit in the top portion of a toilet where the water is held until it is flushed. This despicable yet hilarious deed is done because you either hate the world, the owner of the toilet or you have had it done to you and know it is extremely difficult to clean. We at termdictionary.com do not condone nor have a moratorium on top shelfers Tryin' Brian Adj. A person who tries extremely hard in reference to picking up a member of the opposite sex. Extreme cock blocking, lying, deceiving, fighting and the use of any means possible to score the chick are major red flags. Token Black/White guy Taken from the movie 'Not Another teen movie' describes a guy that is just in the background and is only suppose to say a few certain choice words at the right time. May smoke a good deal of weed. 20 deep Usage- we're gonna be runnin 20 deep on their ass. Regarding getting into a fight against a few people with a large group to jump them. Usually after one of your friends was jumped or roughed up. UB Used to describe a girl as having no good features like the college uniforms of the university of buffalo football team UC Shorten version of undercover cop, be careful they are assholes Ultimate cb Someone who constantly and consistently cock blocks people Ultimate fan Someone whom is a very big fan of a variety of sports or athletic competition. University of Southwestern Boulevard The street name where ECC (Erie community college) is located. Upgrade Describes when a guy or chick over reaches and is going out with someone way out of their league and much hotter. You wanna tell them they are lucky as hell and to not fuck it up. Walkin' the trail When you say you're not going to drink but you get hammered AKA "fall off the wagon" key reference to Oregon trail computer game. Chris from Buff State War Stories The stories people tell for years and years to come. The events in your life that are worth sharing on termdictionary.com and might some day become a term themselves. Throwing beer at a live band and them fighting you back, or a 3 some, or a weird gay experience. Beware these events could be life changing. Whaaaaaaat Usually uttered when someone says something ridiculously stupid and or something that makes no sense what so ever. Who brought the asshole? This phrase is asked when someone does something stupid embarrassing or uncalled for. Who brought the athlete? This phrase is a spin off from who brought the asshole. It is asked when someone around you is showing above average athleticism and is really annoying or unwanted. Word Can be a greeting or saying bye, can mean yes, can mean you agree.. basically anything you wish it to mean with in reason. Y-muscles Describes muscles that someone has when you are not use to seeing them with muscles. Sometimes appears to have gotten muscles from no where. Referred to as y muscles because you may have gotten them from working hard at your local YMCA club. Top
